To Kill a Mocking Hobbit – Part 1

by Mar 28, 2003Stories

In a world called Middle Earth there is a place called the Shire it is Home to the Halflings. The Halflings call themselfs hobbits. Hobbits are like you and I except they are the size of a mere child compared to men of Gondor their feet are furry and they live in holes! One of these hobbit’s name is well actually were not to sure on that but we know his last name is brandybuck so his most people call him buck brandybuck.

Anyways this buck kind of has a problem with mocking people. When he gets bored of people talking he’ll just start to mock them. His friends and family told him this would get him in trouble some day and that he should stop. He tried to stop but with no success so he gave up.

One day Buck is walking down the road when he is confronted by a old man, walking his way.

With the old man is with a worm! Not the animal a worm but a dreadful human named Wormtounge! Buck doesn’t know his name is Wormtounge but as soon as he sees him he is reminded of a worm. The old mans name is Saruman, he is a Wizard, but not a good wizard like Gandalf he has gone bad!

When Buck see’s this man he stops to say good day like a polite hobbit should. But before he could get the words out the wizard yells at him

” Get out of the way stupid child!”

Buck tries to stand his ground but then his instincts take over him!

” Get out of the way stupid child!” He replies

” I said to get out of my way! ” says the wizard

” I said to get out of my way! ” Says the hobbit

” Are you mocking me? ” asks the Wizard

” Are you mocking me? ” asks the hobbit

” Stop it you disrespectful Child.” yells the Wizard

” Stop it you disrespectful Child.” yells the hobbit

” You’d better stop!” snarls the worm.

” You’d better stop!” Snarls the Hobbit.

” Alright that’s it you awful halfling I must go now but I’ll be back next time you won’t be so lucky next time you’ll be dead! ” Screams the Wizard


” Alright that’s it you awful halfling I must go now but I’ll be back next time you won’t be so lucky next time you’ll be dead! ” Screams the Hobbit

The Wizard stomps off leaving the hobbit rather confused about what he meant “Next time you’ll be dead”
He starts to walk home.

He comes home to a pork roast, potatoes, carrots and corn all with butter drizzled all over it. A delicious dinner indeed, but all buck can think of is ” Next time you’ll be dead” He doesn’t bother his family with it but he keeps thinking about it.
But after a few days he stops worrying.

But then one day he is walking over to his cousins over in hobbiton. When he was walking he saw the wizard standing in someone’s yard so he tries to quietly walk by. But the worm is also with his and see’s Bucks curly, light brown hair, protruding
above the hedge of the bush he was climbing by. The worm is in a bad mood so he yells out.

” Saruman it’s that halfling who dared to mock you!” says Wormtounge.

” Saruman, it’s that halfling who dared to mock you!” says Buck

” Well Get Him!” says Saruman

” Well get him!” says Buck
Wormtounge starts to come after him but Buck is to fast and Runs out of sight.

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