parody- jingle bells – a parody to jingle bells

by Feb 1, 2004Poetry

…here you go!

Riding down Caradras,
on a dead orc we are sitting,
we hear cheers below,
as snow banks we are hitting
frodo tossed the ring,
making Sauron cry,
after all, all he is
is one big nasty eye!

Oh jingle bells
Sauron smells
Saruman is dead,
Gandalf went and broke his staff
and Legolas shot him in the head!

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