Me And My Friends – A poem about 3 Tolkien fans

by Jul 11, 2002Poetry

People say we’re crazy
I think they are right
But insult Lord Of The Rings
And get ready for a fight!

We’re learning to speak Elvish
Rohan and Dwarish too
And I could be speaking Orkish
Before this year is through!

We’re planning a long journey
You’ll never guess to where
Don’t ever say it don’t exist
Cause we are going there!

My friends, they wear pointy ears
Their hair they always braid
But when they stop wearing shoes
Then I will be afraid!

I’ve got a sword strapped to my side
They’ve bows upon their backs
We’ll join the war of Middle-earth
Pfft, Slash and Whack!


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