Keep Your Nasty Chips! – A poem from Gollum

by Feb 8, 2006Poetry


Nasty hobbits–O! the shameses
Fishes burn on wicked flameses
We’d do better, Precious, yess
So keep your nasty chips!

Roast them up in a scrumptious stew
Gamgee guts and Baggins, too!
Crunchable, munchable, schunchable, O!
We loves it wriggling so!

Wasteful hobbit–wretched habits!
Skins’n gutses lovely rabbits
We would gnaw and gulps them, yess
So keep your nasty chips!

Roast them up in a scrumptious stew
Gamgee guts and Baggins, too!
Crunchable, munchable, schunchable, O!
We loves it wriggling so!

Squirmy wormies deep in the rot
Tickly, prickly birds to be caught
Scaly finny fish so sweet
Wriggling, jiggling, good to eat
That’s the way we likes them, yess
So keep your nasty chips!

Roast them up in a scrumptious stew
Gamgee guts and Baggins, too!
Crunchable, munchable, schunchable, O!
We loves it wriggling–so…

KEEP YOUR NASTY CHIPS!

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