Da illist of Hobbiton – modernized hobbit song

by Dec 7, 2004Poetry

[chorus]
I say I’m a hozzile of hizzle got phat rhyms and beats
straight up foshizzled ladys want ma feet
[x2]

I’m the illist of skillist school joo in my house
dont hit yo head, I hate humans dat pout

Yall acting like a player hater,
I say “yo I’m gon see you later”
Just got my ride, pimpin like that
got my ‘shrooms in my front seat my babes in da back ‘foo

[chorus]

But yo, yall think you can beat me?
I’m just da shorty get low you cant see me

Bring it foo, just take a seat
I gotta take a break, 8th time today I ate foo

[chorus]

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