A Humorous Song for Evil

by Nov 9, 2003Poetry

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down a stream.
Throw a ring-wraith overboard
And listen to them scream.

Five days later,
Floatin’ down a delaware,
Chewin’ on their underwear,
Couldn’t find another pair.

Ten days later,
eatin’ by a band of orcs.
That’s how the band of orcs
Died!

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