Viva Edoras! – Sung to the tune of “Viva Las Vegas!”

by Jul 3, 2001Humour

(sung to the tune of “Viva Las Vegas!”)

Rohan city gonna set my tail,
Gonna set my tail on fire!
Got to get to Minas Tirith before it burns!
So saddle up those horses,
There’s six thousand horseless riders waitin’ out there,
And they’re all ridin’ with Éomer,
‘Cause I’m just a Ranger with no time to spare!
Viva Edoras! Viva Edoras!

How I wish that there were more
Than the twenty-four hours in the day
‘Cause the Tower of the Guard is more
than a hundred leagues away!
Oh, there’s the Paths
of the Dead and the Oath of Eorl
If I can make the Dead follow my will!
All you need’s a strong heart
and a nerve of steel!
Viva Edoras! Viva Edoras!

Viva Edoras ,with your golden ceilin’
And your dogs and brats a rollin’
On the floor in the barn!
Viva Edoras, turnin’ hay into stallions,
Turnin’ steeds into champions,
If you see it once
You’ll never eat horsemeat again!

I gotta keep on the run,
I’m gonna have me some fun,
Ridin’ to war with the Dúnedain.
If I wind up too late, well,
I’ll always remember that I had a swingin’ time!
I’m gonna give it ev’rything I’ve got!
Lady Éowyn save me a cot,
If I lose, my chances with Arwen are shot!
Viva Edoras! Viva Edoras!
Viva, Viva Edoras!

Elvis at Helm’s Deep
“Return of the King”
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