Caption Contest 63! – The Silmarillion!

by Mar 15, 2004Humour

Well, this is what I get, ordering an iguana off of ebay.“Well, this is what I get, ordering an iguana off of ebay.”

Some women just seem attracted to the wrong type. Think of a humorous caption for this image of Nienor and the dragon Glaurung from the Silmarillion  and post it in the comments section of THIS page. Click the thumbnail to see a larger image (and I recommend this), but be sure to return to THIS page before posting your caption.

Remember, TolkienOnline is a “family friendly” site, so keep all captions clean and G rated!

As always, the only prize is “the satisfaction of a job well done!”

Last week’s winner was “computermouse” with Bilbo: “No! No! You come in AFTER the third ‘row’! Now let’s try again. Row, row, row your boat…”‘

To see this or other past caption contests, click the link atop this page.


This week’s winner is  Lalaith-Elerrina with “Well, this is what I get, ordering an iguana off of ebay.”


Runner up was Todd Martinez with “Listen lady, just tell me, ‘Is this or is this not a casting call for Dragons on Ice‘”


Other top captions were:

Nienor: This “forced perspective” stuff doesn’t fool anybody. Out of my way, lizard, before I squash you.

“If I kiss you you’ll turn into a what?”

Nienor attempts to dismay Glauraung with a potentially fatal “this never happened in the book”

“What? You couldn’t find the tennis ball AGAIN?”

Stay tuned for, “When Pokemons Attack”.

To see other captions, click the “comments” section. There were quite a few good ones this week!



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