Caption Contest 48!!! – Saruman!

by Sep 3, 2003Humour

Wormtongue: Why do I ALWAYS forget my knife?!Wormtongue: “Why do I ALWAYS forget my knife?!”

The mighty wizard Saruman and his henchman Wormtongue! Looks to me like Wormtongue is none too happy here. I wonder what sort of Employment Benefits Saruman offers?  Or is he just jealous that the orcs get those neat-o armour outfits?

Think of a humorous caption for this image, and post it on the comments section of THIS (THIS! THIS!) page. You can click the thumbnail to see a larger image, but be sure to use your browser’s “back” button to return to THIS page before posting the caption! (regular caption contest viewers can now place their bets on how many people will post on the wrong page, despite these instructions– put your guess in with your caption!:-)).

Tolkien online is a “family friendly” site, so all captions need to be “clean” and free from profanity (those that are not, are removed).

As always, the only prize is the satisfaction of a job well done! Happy posting!

Last week’s winner was Agamemnon with “After insulting the Queen Galadriel in front of Gimli, Eomer realises the danger of a foe whose teeth are at groin height”

To see this and other past caption contests, click the link atop this page.

This week’s winner was (appropriately) Wormtongue, with “Wormtongue: ‘Why do I ALWAYS forget my knife?!’ “

Close runners up were:

 “Grima considers killing the old guy, after Saruman sorrowfully informs him that he sat on his hamster… “


“Survivor: Orthanc. Tune in tonight to see who gets “thrown out of the tower” “







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