(sung to the tune of “Blue Christmas”)
I’ll have a blue birthday without you,
I’ll be so blue thinking about you.
Smokin’ some Old Toby under the Party tree
Won’t be the same without Bilbo here with me.
I’ll have a Blue Birthday that’s certain,
And when that blue heartache starts hurtin’.
You’ll be doin’ all right, in Imladris so white,
But I’ll have a blue, blue Birthday.
Elvis at Helm’s Deep
“Return of the King”
Third Age Tour