BALROG
(sung to the tune of “Hound Dog”)

You ain’t nothin’ but a Balrog
with shadows like wings.
You ain’t nothin’ but a Balrog
with shadows like wings.
Well, you ain’t never had two wings,
and you ain’t able to fly!

When they said you had vast wings,
well, that was just a lie!
When they said you had vast wings,
well, that was just a lie!
You ain’t never had two wings,
and you ain’t able to fly!

Elvis at Helm’s Deep “Return of the King” Third Age Tour