10. You know who your enemies are. If its an orc, kill it.
9. You get to visit places like Rivendell, Rohan, and Gondor.
8. Hobbit children are absolutely adorable!
7. You get to ride a horse, carry a sword, and shoot a bow just because you want to.
6. Elven jewelry is gorgeous.
5. You don’t have to wait until you are 16 to get a license. (wait a sec… there aren’t any cars!)
4. The food is healthy and the clothes are made to last forever.
3. Middle Earth has some breathtaking scenery.
2. It would be interesting to meet an Ent.