And now,the moment very few of you have been waiting for,THE LOTR OSCARS! Best ringbearer goes to……… Bilbo Baggins! Nominees were as follows.Frodo Baggins,Sam Gamgee, Sauron and Isildur .
Best support goes to Sam Gamgee,hands down.Nominees,all Fellowship. Most valiant:ummmmmm. hmm. It was tied,all cast.
Sorry.Moving on.Coolest villian wasarth Maul? Hey! Wait a minute!Who’s been oh. thats better.Now, let’s see…..Ah. Thats better .Says…..GOLLUM!(wild cheers.) Nominees were Sauron,Saruman,Grima Wormtounge,Bill Ferny,Ted Sandyman and the Sackville-Baginses. Best team was a tie between Sam&Frodo,Merry&Pippin and Legolas&Gimli.
Last:Most fangirls:tie Legolas and Frodo won,and oh wait another Mary-Sue vote,settling it.Legoles won. Sorry Frodo fans. until next time,folks! Goodbye!