Last time on ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS’…..
FRODO- I LOVE YOU ARAGORN!!!
BOROMIR- Ahhhhhh! how cute!
GIMLI- (Grabs Legolas’s hand) mmmmmmmm
LEGOLAS- GET OFF!!
(While Frodo catchs up on some well deserved rest, the others decide to relax by a quick game of ‘Eye-spy’)
PIPPIN- Ok..umm…..I spy with my little eye……something beginning with…..errrrrr…..T!!!
MERRY- Oh gosh! That’s a tricky one! hmmmmm could it be…TREE!!
PIPPIN- Oh well done Merry!
ARAGORN- Geez dudes! I mean it’s not like hard..there’s a *** forest surrounding us!
MERRY- Really? I never noticed!
ARAGORN- Oh man!!
(meanwhile, besides a big willow tree near the lake)
GANDALF- Psssst! Sam, is Frodo awake?
SAM- Nope….still sleeping!
GANDALF- Oh well, as long as he’s quiet – mind you I’m still in shock after that whole thing with Aragorn…do you think he’s got a fever?
SAM- It’s hard to tell…I mean maybe he’s just plain INSANE!!!!!
GANDALF- Ok, ok kepp your wig on!
SAM- Hey Aragorn don’t you think we should get moving…..I mean arn’t we spose to be going somewhere important?
LEGOLAS- Yeah…Mordor! We are way past our deadline to shove that ring into the fire….we should be ashamed!
FRODO- ahhhhh! noooooo!!!!!! help!!! *yawn* Gandalf? Sam? what’s happening?
SAM- Don’t worry Mr.Frodo you were just having a nightmare…don’t worry even though you’re insane…I’m still here to help..
FRODO- Where’s Aragorn?
SAM- oh…err..over there (points in Aragorn’s direction)
(Frodo rushes over to Aragorn)
ARAGORN- oh no!! It’s the hobbit dude!! I mean…hello Frodo..
LEGOLAS- Come on! we need to get moving!
GIMLI- Yeah I agree with Leggy
LEGOLAS- Why doesn’t that surprise me….
BOROMIR- It doesn’t?
LEGOLAS- Errm…(whispers to Gandalf) Boromir isn’t exactly the sharpest arrow in the quiver is he?
GANDALF- no….he’s thick – if that’s what you mean!
ARAGORN- dudes! lets get moving! Sam, dude, come on!
FRODO- Yes, move your rather large –
PIPPIN- Surley there is no need for that Frodo!
FRODO- No you’re right Pip, I just don’t know what came over me…
SAM- I do! It’s not only the fact you’re INSANE, but it’s (dah dah dah) THE RING!!!!!
LEGOLAS- SHUT UP SAM!!
GANDALF- Zip it!
MERRY+PIPPIN- Sorry Sam, but you do need to stop the talking and start walking…(break into ‘Shut up’ by The Black Eyed Peas)
BOROMIR- Hmm that’s catchy…SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP SHUT UP…
FRODO- Come on!
SAM- fine! you’re all INSANE!! Oh i’m stressed!
GALADRIEL VOICE OVER- Do not fear Samwise. For you are a strong little guy and you will pull through…
SAM- Lady Galadriel? But wait arn’t you spose to come into the story later?
GALADRIEL V.O- I am? Oh well being a bit early never hurt anyone! Now, where was I? Oh yes…soon you will forget all your troubles when you come acros a great joy…
SAM- No more insane people?
GALADRIEL V.O- No…BURGER KING!!! You shall be healed by the great and wonderful double cheese and bacon burger…
GALADRIEL V.O- Now go in peace Samwise Gamgee….and remembr to take your wallet – those burgers don’t come cheap!
SAM- Wow! Suddenly I’ve got the URGE!
ARAGORN- SAM! dude, hurry up!
WILL FRODO EVER GET OVER ARAGORN?WILL GIMLI ALWAYS AGREE WITH LEGOLAS?WILL LEGOLAS EVER KILL GIMLI?ARE MERRY AND PIPPIN GOING TO STOP SINGING THE NEW BLACK EYED PEAS SONG?IS BOROMIR GOING TO SING WITH THEM?WHAT’S WITH SAM AND LADY GALADRIEL?IS ARAGORN STILL OBSSSED WITH THE WORD ‘DUDE’?DOES GANDALF CARE ABOUT ANYONE UNLESS THEY ARE QUIET?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON ‘THE LORD OF THR RINGS’……