It’s a really hot and sunny day in Rosedale Texas, the grass is brown and all limp like from the lack of water. There are no clouds in the sky and the sun is frying everything on the ground. Frodo and Sam are walking to school and Sam is complaining about how they are having spaghetti for lunch. Frodo looks at Sam in an annoyed way, “Oh Sam, drop it! Get a grip on yourself. Its getting old!”
” Now Mr. Frodo get off my back! I can cook spaghetti better than they can and you know it! Admit it! Even though Im a gardener.”
“Yeah the schools spaghetti is kinda ghetto if you ask me.”
“No….really? Their spaghetti is like two or three days old, the sauce is turning a dark greenish brown with blue and pink mold growing on it! The noodles are hard and stiff, and I swear on my moms grave you couldn’t break them with a sledge hammer! You really want to eat that Mr. Frodo?”
“I think paper with mayo and mustard would be alot better!”
They got up to the cross walk and Frodo pushed the button. They were waiting for the light to light up as a green smurf so they could try and walk across the road. They always heard that crazed dwarves haul butt down this road. So they attempted walking across the street, and guess what? A little man with a braided beard came close to running them over. He was driving an enormous orange Ford F-450 Superduty Pro-hauler truck. You could barely see his nose over the steering wheel. He looked pretty sycotic. Sam and Frodo’s eyes were filled with horror from almost being hit by a crazed dwarf. Frodo yelled at him, “Curse all those dwarves for not learning how to drive correctly!” Frodo and Sam decided to sprint the rest of the way to school to avoid getting hit from any more crazed F-450’s.
Sam looks at Frodo and says,”What was up with that middle age talk? Its so out of syle?”
“I dunno…..sounded good at the time.”
As soon as they arrived in the band hall the ten minute warning bell rang. Every one hates that bell. It gets super annoying.So everyone gets in their instruments and sits in their seats, there is a very interesting conversation going on between all of the kids about the new marching music and the spaghetti for lunch.
Dr. Grant and Mr. Duff walk up to the podium and Dr. Grant trips over a tuba case and falls into the color guards flag rack. Mr. Duff reaches down to get him out. Once Dr. Grant is free from the death grip of the flags they try to get the students to calm down. They were beating their batons on the music stand and the kids did not stop talking. So they whipped out the mega phones and talked into them at the same time. All the kids just kinda looked at them and then there was a dead silence. Dr. Grant yelled at everybody, “You need to have more respect for your elders! Well kinda…..maybe….YES!! I dunno I am so lost!! anyways you need to get quiet when the ten minute bell rings so your old crippled band directors don’t have to climb this podium and struggle to keep from falling in flag racks and talk at the same time into mega phones. I think….yeah! So, next time….uhh…..shut up!.”
“We know what your marching show music is,” said Mr. Duff.
The kids all cheered and….
“Your music is Pocahontas!”
The students got quiet and looked around.
Some one farts very loudly.
Mr. Duff looks and him with a WTF expression.
The kid…”What…..it felt good.”
Mr. Duff, “Oh God….thats scary!”
“Me and Mr. Duff are sorry about the music this year, but UIL made the list so short it was the only good music to get. Uhh…..we think….yeah thats it…maybe. Grrrr!! I am lost again!”
Anyways….now that we are out of LA LA Land!
Later on that day while Sam was walking to Geography, some super tall dude basically ran him over. The person looks down at him and says, “Oh sorry, I didnt see you there.” Sam says sarcastically, “Well maybe you should watch wer……” As Sam looks up he notices who he was about to make that rude remark to. “Oh….that’s ok principle Elrond, maybe I should have been watching where I was going.” Sam picks up his books since they all fell on the ground and heads to Geography. When he gets there he sees Merry and Pippin get runover too by a tall chunky guy too, they are flung up into the air and fall to the ground landing on their sides. The guy says, “Yo….yo….yo! I did not see you there my homie dawgs!” They are looking at him like he is a major pot head or something because he is blabbing on and on and is doing some funky stuff with his hands and head and they cant figure it out. Pippin replies, “Its ok, we get that a lot.” The strange man walks forward and helps them up while giving his name, even though there is not much to help up…..he still does.
“My name is Boromir and again I’m sorry my dawgs. I did not see you two showties there you fools.” After he helps them up, Sam Merry and Pippin make their way into class and get ready for a boring hour and half of geography.
Frodo was walking to his locker to get his books for his next class. Right before he closes his locker, her sees something he has never noticed before. He moves the book and…….AHHHHH!!!!
Sam has just come up to him and scared the poo out of him. Anyways…..he sees that its like a small door or something so he opens it. He sees nothing but s bunch or paper. So as anyone would do that is curious….he moves it.
There is a small box in there. He pulls it out and opens it. He sees that it is a very pretty and gold. He looks at Sam, “Sam do you know elvish?”
“No Mr Frodo, I dont. Why?”
“Well……it has some sort of elvish writing on it.”
“Maybe we should wait untill we are out of school to look at it. Too many people would want to see it.”
Sam Merry Pippin Frodo Aaragon Legoals and Gimli all meet after school. Frodo tells them about it and they decide they will go talk to Gandalf tomorrow and find out what to do.