They, whistle while they work,
Morgoth is a berk.
He’s so barmy,
So his army
Morgoth is a berk.

They sing his stinkin’ tune,
It goes “A-bada-boom”.
It’s so *** long,
To sing that song
It goes “A-bada-boom”.

They sing as it a rule,
It really is that cruel.
To sing that song,
All day long
It really is that cruel.

When notes are high,
The time don’t fly.
I wish they all would die!

So they, whistle while they work,
Morgoth is berk.
He’s so barmy,
So his army
Morgoth is a berk!