Three Cookies for Elven Kings under the fudge;
Seven for the Dwarfe lords in their halls of S’mors;
Nine for mortal men, doomed to vannila,
And One for the dark Milk on the dark table.
One Oreo to cream them all, one Oreo to find them, one Oreo to bring them all, and in the milk dunk them.
On the table, where cookies are soaked.