Just go the following from John: Hi, John Cook from sev.com.au here. This week’s cartoon caption contest features Sam and Frodo pursued by Shelob the spider. Sam (the Tolkien purist) is disappointed at Shelob’s size. The reader gets to write Frodo’s response. The entries are rated by readers with the funniest punchline voted on in a week’s time. The contest ends Wed 22 October so come check it out at: https://contests.sev.com.au/index.php?contestid=2 … On the theme of disappointed Tolkien purists, I’m also running a poll to find out the most popular book character left out of the movies at https://www.sev.com.au/poll.php