Lord of the Beans=

Frodo is Todo

Gandalf is Randalf

Aragorn is Ear-o-corn

Legolas is Leg-o-lamb

Gimli is Grumpy

the Ring is a bean

Gollum is Ahem

the Ents are the Elders

the Black Gate is blue

Bilbo Baggins is now Billboy Baggypants

Sauroman is Scary-man

Orcs are Sporks

(deleted characters)=
Boromir
Pippen
Merry
Sam
Arwen
Eyowen
Faramir
Theoden
Sauron

(added characters)=
the Other Elf
Umbrella Boy
the Red Gate

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The Sword of the Kings=

Frodo=No-go

Sam=Wham

Merry=Sherry

Pip=Lip

Aragorn=Vera Worn

Legolas=Leg Is Lost

Gandalf=Sand-Off!

Boromir=Wore an Ear

Moria=Gloria

Orthanc=Poor Rank

Sauroman=Sorrow Can

Sauron=Are Gone

Arwen=Tar Went

Eyowen=Hey Yo Juan

Faramir=Far-and-Near