Host:Usher
Frodo:Lil’ Jon
Leggy:Eminem
Merry:Ludacris
Pippin:Snoop Dog
Aragorn:Billie Joe from GD
Gimli:Tre` cool from GD
Borimir:Max from GD
Farimirapa Roach
Gollum:J.Mac
Gandalf:Joel from GC

USHK EVERYBODY!ACTION!
GOLLUM:THE MAKE UP ARTISTS WILL DIE!
FRODO:THE KING OF CRUNK CAN’T HAVE BLING?’SUP WIT
DAT?
USHK,READ YO SCRIPT BROTHA.
GANDALF:HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS GONNA TAKE?I’VE GOT A DATE WITH HIL.
HIL:i’VE COME TO RESCUE YOU!
USH:HEY,PERFECT YOU CAN BE ARWEN!
HIL:WHAT?NO!I HATE BILLIE!HE’S A GC HATER!DIE,BILLIE,DIE!
USH:NO WONDER SIMON QUIT!I’M OUT,BROTHA.lET’M HIRE BEYONCE`!