J.W. alerted us to this helpful checklist appearing on a satirical website called The Brunching Shuttlecocks.
Here is a brief except:
- Don’t spell things the obvious way. “Magic,” “Fairies,” and “Dragons” are for little kids. “Magick,” “Faerys,” and “Dragyns” are what you’re into.
- Hang your swords on the walls instead of carrying them around with you.
- Don’t call people “milord” or “milady” unless you’re going out with them. Or want to.
Please follow the link below to read the entire list.