Get Out of the Heat! – How do Tolkien fans stay cool?

by Aug 5, 2000Other News

Pez sent in this great little LOTR reference from The Onion. I’ve italicized #3… Can you guess why?

Keep Cool Tips

·Purchase a Celsius thermometer to enjoy summer temperatures that rarely exceed 35 degrees.

·Grow a coat of dense fur. While this may sound far-fetched, the fur will actually insulate your skin and protect it from the heat.

·The yellow face, it burns us. Stay in your dank cave and guard your precious.

·Seal all doors and windows, then flood your home with refreshing Lipton iced tea.

·Stephen King’s The Tommyknockers will chill you to the very bone.

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