The Stygian Labyrinth posted a collection of truly awful “Lord of the Rings” trailer jokes in their Ghastly Humor section. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Here are a few samples:

• I hope they don’t make a hobbit out of this.
  
• I hear the soundtrack was scored by an ORC-estra.
  
• ‘One Ring to Rule Them All,’ wasn’t that AT&T’s business plan?

Follow the link below to see the entire list.