1- Why won’t Gollum just shut up? Not a Problem! Just glue his mouth.
2- “Aww! Why do I have to reforge Narsil??” said the Elven smith. “I know!! I will just glue it!”
3- “Ouch!” yelled Frodo. “Smeagol bit off my finger! Oh, well! I got glue!”
4- Why did the gap in Moria that the fellowship tried to pass fall apart? It wasn’t held together by glue!
5- “Oh No!” yelled Sauron. “My fortress, Barad-Dur, is collapsing! Quick, my fighting Uruk-Hai! Glue it together!!”
6- How did Gandalf fall when the Balrog whipped him? He didn’t put tape on his footwear!
7- “Oh, no!” Treebeard shouted in despair. “These trees were my friends! Why didn’t I hurry over with glue?!”
8- “Why!! Why did Isengard have to fall??!” despaired Saruman. “Curse you, you weak glue!!”
9- How did the Balrog tear apart Moria when it was all put together with glue?
10- “I have to be careful with this ring so I dont put it on!” Frodo told himself. “I could just glue it to my chain!”