10 Aragorn is already taken, plus his hair is soo greasy
9 Gandalf looks too old, plus no one wants to have a smoker get too near them
8. Gimli is…. Well, lets just say he’s not the kissing kind
7.Boromir is gonna die, what more can I say?
6. Sam is taken as well
5. Frodo is too short, plus it’s kind of hard to have a romantic moment when the one ring is in
4. Merry and Pippin are so close, you can’t romance with one, without tripping on the other
3 Eomer and Faramir aren’t in the Fellowship, so they can’t visit romantic places like Lothlorien
2. Legolas just happens to be the best looking one.
1.Bill is a Pony