Haven’t you always wanted to spit into Saruman’s face? Or yell, “Fool of a Took!” at Pippin? Well, New Line’s giving you the chance. Today the offcial New Line Store began selling the “life-sized standees” (although the site says the Hobbits are 4′ 2″ — a little tall, aren’t they? I suggest a petition). Anyhow, go help New Line fund the movie, if you wish.
Join me and the guys at The Babylon Bee as we read through The Lord of the Rings! This week we look at Chapter 3, The Shadow of the Past.