Haven’t you always wanted to spit into Saruman’s face? Or yell, “Fool of a Took!” at Pippin? Well, New Line’s giving you the chance. Today the offcial New Line Store began selling the “life-sized standees” (although the site says the Hobbits are 4′ 2″ — a little tall, aren’t they? I suggest a petition). Anyhow, go help New Line fund the movie, if you wish.
The Babylon Bee reads The Lord of the Rings: Chapter 8, Fog on the Barrow Downs
The Hobbits leave Tom Bombadil and Goldberry, and quickly encounter one of the most frightening sequences in The Lord of the Rings.
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