Barbie

by Jul 10, 2006Humour

It was Monday morning and a 100yr old Legolas got out of bed.

“Another meeting with Lord Elrond” he mumbled as the maid left him to get dressed.

After 10 minutes and a lot of frustration Legolas was dressed. He reached out onto his dressing table and picked up his brush quietly singing so no one could hear

‘I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation ‘

After checking to see if anyone was around he sang louder and started to dance

’I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation ‘

He jumped onto his bed dancing, singing so loud he woke his father.

’I’m a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I’m your dollie
You’re my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky’

Thranduil put on his robe and started the long walk to his sons room

’I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation ‘

Meanwhile Legolas was singing louder and louder. Dancing more and more

’Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let’s go party ‘

Thranduil reached the East wing were his sons room was located

‘Im a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation ‘

Legolas didn’t notice his father’s footsteps in the hallway because he was singing so loudly.

’I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation ‘

Just then Thranduil walked into his room

“ LEGOLAS, What do you think your doing” he yelled

The singing and dancing stopped

“n..n..nothing ada” His quiet voice replied

“Nothing, you woke half the castle!!!!!!!”His father said a little calmer than before

“I…uh..Wont do it again”Legolas replied

“There better not be or you WILL regret it, Understand”

“Yes ada”

Thranduil walked out of the room

THE NEXT MORING

Thranduil is dressed. He reaches out for his brush and starts singing

‘I’m a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation’…..

A/N My friend was going through all my fanfics and challenges and she told me to put this up

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