Saviors Of Arda - Chapter 2

Car 1: Jason, Jennifer, Elladan, Legolas and Gimli.

We headed towards the highway when Jennifer spoke.

" What should we listen to?" she asked,

" I don't know. Umm...lets let them choose a name," Jason said.

" Ok, you guys back there are going to choose a name that I am about to say," she said.

" Ok," they replied.

She opened my cd case and started naming them off,

" Ashanti, Butthead Surfers, B2K, Chicago: The Soundtrack (none of that old type stuff), Evanescence, Eminem, Nelly, Missy Elliot, Sean Paul, Christina Aguilera (stripped not the first one), Moulin Rouge: The Soundtrack, Relient K, Good Charlotte, Coldplay, hey did you get tired of alphabetical order after a while didn't you?" she asked.

" Yeah, what do you want?" Jason asked them.

" The one that is really weird and it started with a Good something," replied Legolas.

" Good Charlotte, good choice," she said while she giggled.

" I am going to put it on LOTRAF," I said. (Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous)

" Ok," they replied to it.

* Music Starts *

Always see it on TV
Or read it in the magazines
Celebrities want sympathy
All they do is Piss n Moan
Inside the Rolling Stone
Talkin bout how hard life can be

I'd like to see them spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think they would survive
If they could spend a day or 2
Walking in someone else's shoes
I think they'd stumble n they'd fall
They would fall

Fall...

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'
If money is such a problem
Well they got mansions
Think we should rob them

Did you know if you were famous you could kill ya wife
And there's no such thing as 25 to life
As long as you got the cash to pay for Cochran
Did you know if you were caught
And you were smokin' crack
McDonalds wouldn't even wanna take ya back
You could always just run for mayor of D.C.

I'd like to see them spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think they would survive
If they could spend a day or 2
Walking in someone else's shoes
I think they'd stumble n they'd fall
They would fall

Fall

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'
If money is such a problem
Well they got mansions
Think we should rob them

They would fall (3x)


Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'
If money is such a problem
yea got so many problem
Think I could solve them

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous,
We'll take ya clothes, cash, cars, and homes
Just stop complainin'

Lifestyles of the rich and famous (3x)

*Music Ends*


" What did you think?" I asked.

Silence. Jennifer turned around and Jason looked in the rear view mirror and we both laughed. They were sitting there with their mouths wide open.

" You call that music?" asked Legolas.

" We call that punk rock," said Jennifer still giggling.

" The music we like is slow and has lots of meaning," said Elrohir.

" Well we're going to have to change that," Jason said as they got a puzzled look on there face.

" Jen, put in Chicago, let's see if they like that," I said.

Car 2: Samantha, Megan, Diamond, Rosie, Arwen and Eowyn

" Hey Megs, put in Avril. We're gonna teach these girls to rock," said Samantha.

" We don't want to be rocks," said Rosie who said it with her utmost concern while the girls giggled.

" No, it means how to bang your head and junk," said Megan.

" Well, ok. I guess it is your terms of the language that I don't understand," she replied.

*Music starts*

He was a boy,
She was a girl,
can I make it any more obvious,
He was a punk,
She did ballet,
what more can I say.

He wanted her,
She'll never tell secretly she wanted him as well,
But all of her friends,
Stuck up their nose,
They had a problem with his baggy clothes.

He was a sk8er boi,
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her,
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth.

5 years from now,
She sits at home,
Feeding the baby she's all alone,
She turns on TV,
Guess who she sees,
Sk8er boi rockin up MTV!!,
She calls up her friends,
They already know,
And they've all got
Tickets to see his show,
She tags along,
Stands in the crowd,
Looks up at the man that she turned down.

He was a sk8er boi
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her,
Now he's a super star
Slamming on his guitar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

He was a sk8er boi,
She said see you later boy,
He wasn't good enough for her,
Now he's a super star ,
Slamming on his guitar ,
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

(music)

Sorry girl but you missed out,
Well tough luck that boy's mine now,
We are more than just good friends,
This is how this story ends,
Too bad that you couldn't see,
See the man that boy could be,
There is more than meets the eye,
I see the soul that is inside.

He's just a boy,
And I'm just a girl,
Can I make it anymore obvious,
We are in love,
Haven't you heard?
How we rock each others world!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(sing 2X)
I'm with the skater boy,
I said see you later boy,
I'll be back stage after the show,
I'll be at the studio,
Singing the song we wrote,
About a girl you used to know.

*Music ends*

They all screamed that they loved it and they played the whole cd over and over.

Car 3: Matthew, Chad, Haldir and Glorfindel.


" Glorfindel, did you fight a balrog then go to Valinor or what?" asked Chad.

" Yes I did, why do you ask?" he asked surprised the young boy knew his history.

" Well, it is debated that there were two Glorfindel's," he replied.

" Well we are one and the same," said Glorfindel.

" Do balrogs have wings?" asked Matthew.

" Yes they do," he replied. (There...it is settled)

Car 4: Hadassah, Cana, Gandalf, Boromir and Faramir.

" Irish Jews are the minority of the minority but we love our heritage," said Hadassah and Cana together as they finished their story of Irish history.

" That was interesting," said Gandalf.

" What did the brothers think?" asked Cana.

*snore and snore*

Car 5: Brandon, Destiny, Merry and Pippin

" Who likes pastrami?" asked Merry.

" I do," replied Pippin.

" When do you guys ever stop talking about food?" asked Brandon.

" Never," they replied as they started a song about mushrooms.

" God help us," said Destiny.

" Amen," replied Brandon as he put in Nelly to drown out the food convo.

Car 6: Nick, Cameron, Aragorn, Frodo, Sam and Eomer

" Well, um, do you guys like music?" asked Cameron as he stared at all the others in their cars driving around them. He saw the girls rocking out. He saw some sleeping and some playing road games but his car was silent.

" I like elvish poems," all of them replied.

" Um, put in Matchbox 20," he said.

" That's not poetic," said Nick.

" So," he said as he took the cd and put it on Unwell.
After the song he turned around and they smiled at him and said play it again (Lady Coralie has been through this with the Hobbits).



A/N...I luv An Aussie In King Aragorn's Court

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