Make-over Songs - Bohemian Rhapsody; Bye-bye

The Ring Operetta
(to the tune of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody)

(Frodo and Sam - outside of Mordor)
Is this our real lives?
Or is this Tolkien's fantasy?
(Gollum)
Come master, let's fly!
No escape from the spidersies!
(Sam - outside of Shelob's lair)
Open your eyes!
Look up to my eyes and see!
(Frodo)
I'm just a poor hobbit!
I need no sympathy.
Because I'm barely come, barely go.
Climb so high, fall so low.
Any where the ring goes,
I wish it didn't matter to me.
To me!
(Pippin - in Gondor)
Mama, just killed an orc!
Pulled my sword out to his head,
made a slash and now he'd dead.
Oh Mama! Life has just begun!
But now Gandalf says that I must go away!
(Aragorn)
Arwen, ooooh!
Didn't mean to make you die!
If I'm not back agian this time tomorrow,
do not die!
Do not die!
The ring, it really matters.
(Frodo - by Mount Doom)
Too late, my time has come.
Sending shivers down my spine,
body's aching all the time.
So good bye, everybody,
I've got to go,
got to leave you all behind and throw the ring.
Sam, ooooh!
I don't want to die!
I've always wished I'd never got the ring at all!
(Gollum - in Mount Doom)
I see a little silhouetto of master,
we hates Baggins!
We hates Baggins!
Stole our precious from us, oh!
(Frodo)
Fire hot and brightning!
(Sam)
Very, very, frightening me!
(Frodo)
Galadriel!
Galadriel!
(Sam)
Galadriel!
Galadriel!
(Frodo and Sam)
Galadriel! Earendil!
(Arwen - in Rivendell)
I'm just a poor girl,
nobody loves me.
(Elrond)
He's just a mortal boy,
from a mortal family!
Trying to steal you
from your immortal family!
(Sam - in Mount Doom)
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
(Frodo)
Will you let me go?
(Gollum)
Sss! By fish, no!
We will not let you go!
(Frodo)
Let me go!
(Gollum)
Sss! By fish!
We will not let you go!
(Frodo)
Let me go!
(Gollum)
Sss! By fish!
We will not let you go!
(Frodo)
Let me go!
(Gollum)
Will not let you go!
(Frodo)
Let me go!
(Gollum)
Never, never, never let you go!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
(Sam)
Oh, Frodo!
Frodo!
(Frodo)
Earendil!
Let me go!
(Sam)
You curséd Stinker!
(Frodo)
I've got to throw in the ring, the ring, the ring!
So you think you can beat us?
I'll spit in you, Eye!
(Arwen - in Rivendell)
So you think you can love me
and leave me to die?
(Gandalf - outside the Black Gate)
Oooh, Gwaihir!
Gwaihir, you!
Can you list' to me Gwaihir?
Got to get Frodo out!
Got to get Frodo right out of there!
(Frodo - in bed)
My finger really mattered!
Anyone can see!
My finger really mattered!
My finger really mattered
to me!
Anyway the ring's gone!


My my OR Mushroom Borrowin'
(to the tune of N'sync's "Bye bye"

(Merry)
Hey! He-ey!
(Merry and Pippin)
My, my, my! My, my!
(Merry)
I'm borrowin' carrots tonight, hey!
(Pippin)
Farmer Maggot's gonna get uptight, hey!
(Merry)
Don't give me a fight!
Hey, Pippin, come on!
You love mushrooms endlessly,
there'll be lots for you and me!
So now it's time to leave
and take some mushrooms!
(Pippin)
Oh, no, no! I can't take no more!
It ain't no lie.
I ain't a'goin' out that door,
Merry! My, my, my!
I don't want to be a fool for you.
(Merry)
Just another carrot or a mushroom or two?
(Pippin)
You may hate me,
but it ain't no lie.
Merry! My, my, my!
(Merry)
I know you like mushrooms in sauce!
Mushrooms baked, mushrooms in broth!
(Pippin)
Might sound crazy,
but it ain't no lie.
Merry! My, my, my!
(Merry)
I'm gonna tell the truth,
I thought much more of you.
Oh, give me one good reason!
Pippin, come on!
We've always borrowed, you and me!
Now, let's just go and see!
Oh, we will eat much better
with good mushrooms!
(Pippin)
Oh, no, no! I can't take no more!
It ain't no lie.
I ain't a'goin' out that door,
Merry! My, my, my!
I don't want to be a fool for you.
(Merry)
Just another carrot or a mushroom or two?
(Pippin)
You may hate me,
but it ain't no lie.
Merry! My, my, my!
(Merry)
I know you love fried mushrooms!
Cooked on a griddle with some green legumes!
(Pippin)
Might sound crazy,
but it ain't no lie.
Merry! My, my, my!
There's one reason that I know for sure,
I don't want to be a'borrowin' with you no more!
My, my!
(Merry)
You don't want no mushroom broth?
(Pippin)
I don't want to borrow more, I say I've had enough!
(Merry)
I don't want to be a fool,
if you hate mushrooms, that's you.
So I'm leavin' you behind.
My, my, my!
I don't really want to make it tough,
if you've had enough.
If it ain't no lie,
bye bye.
I don't want to be a fool,
if you hate mushrooms, that's you.
I don't want to make you do,
If it ain't no lie,
Pippin, bye bye.
I don't really want to make it tough,
if you've had enough.
(Pippin)
Might sound crazy,
but I'm comin' with you!
Merry, high, high, five!
(Merry and Pippin)
My, my!

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