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Stairway to Mordor (to the tune of "Stairway to Heaven" By Led Zeppelin)

(Performed by: Frodo on acoustic guitar and vocals, Sam with flute, and Gandalf with the electric Guitar)

Frodo and Sam Intro

Frodo: There's a Dark Lord who's sure all that glitters is gold
And he's guarding the stairway to Mordor
When he goes there he knows that the black gate is closed
And with a word he commands all the shadows
Oooh, Oooh, and he's guarding the Stairway to Mordor.

There's some orcs on the wall but he wants to be sure
Because he knows there are two ways in
In the dust, through the rocks, there are hobbits that walk
In despair as they feel they are beaten
Ooh it makes him wonder
Ooh it makes him wonder

There's a feeling he gets with his eye to the west
And Gollum is crying for his precious
In his thoughts he has seen the ring of power, but in dreams
He hears the voices of Sam and Frodo
Oooh it makes him wonder
Oooh it really makes him wonder

And it's whispered that soon Gollum will meet his doom
And Frodo will be left with nine fingers
And a new day will dawn, when Gondor still stands strong
And Mirkwood will echo with laughter.

If there's a bustle near the window, don't be alarmed Gandalf
Its just Sam Gamgee pruning
Yes, the road goes ever on and on, as told by Bilbo
But there's always time for elevensies
And it makes me wonder...

Frodo's hobbit ears are humming, in case you don't know
Sauron's calling the ring to join him
Galadriel, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Sauron wants to take over Middle-earth.

(Gandalf then comes in with a rocking guitar solo to lead into next part)

And as they wind on down the road
Their shadows taller than Frodo
They meet a wizard they all know who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still gives him hope
And if you listen very hard
The elven words will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
The one ring will have to fall

And Sauron's falling down the Stairway to Mordor

Precious (to the tune of "Money" by Pink Floyd)
(a duet for Gollum and Smeagol)

Frodo, get away
You stole my precious now you'll have to pay
Frodo, my friend
Master, yes precious, lead him to the end
Poor poor Smeagol, master his savior
Nobody likes you, you dirty murderer.

Precious, it's a crime
We saw that Baggins steal my Birthday Prize
Precious, they took it away
Hobbits is the roots of our pain today
But if we asks, master laughs
He will not give it away

Gollum, Get back
I'm all right, I don't need you, that's a fact
Gollum, you're no hit
Don't give me that "we survived because of me" bit
I'm with master now, we don't need you
Go away, far away, never come back I say

I want to hold your ring (to the tune of "I want to hold your hand" by the Beatles)

Oh yeah, I'll tell you something,
I think it's interesting.
When I'll say that something
I want to hold your ring,
I want to hold your ring,
I want to hold your ring.

Oh please, don't say to me
"I'll smite you with Sting
if you ever, say to me
You'll let me hold your ring."
Now let me hold your ring,
I want to hold your ring.

And when I grasp it I feel the power inside.
It's such a feeling that I just might
I might die, I might die, I might die.

Yeah, you've got that something,
I think you've got that thing.
When I'll say that something
I want to hold your ring,
I want to hold your ring,
I want to hold your ring.

And when I grasp it I feel the power inside.
It's such a feeling that I just might
I might die, I might die, I might die.

Yeh, you've got that something,
I think it's interesting
When I'll take that something
I want to take your ring,
I want to take your ring,
I want to take your ring.

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