Hobbits - a more true poem about hobbits
Though, I don't know why.
They are from a very strong race,
(I'm telling you this just in case
You meet face to face.)
Hobbits have curly hair and pointy ears,
and somehow can face all their fears.
They live in holes under the ground,
but they're nicer than are normally to be found.
Hobbits are very
quiet and shy,
and now, mabye, you know why.