Elven Drinking Song (Revised version of the Ballad of the Drunken Elf)

Oh, I'm an Elf,
And I'm in good health!
I'll live forever,
Through any weather!
There's arrows a-flyin',
And I've got no fear of dyin'!
Because, because, because,
I'm an Elf!
Oh, we're all Elves,
And we're proud of ourselves!
We're slender and tall,
We're the best of them all!
A thriving race,
Others must pick up the pace!
Because, because, because,
We're Elves!
(After each HEY, drink from goblet and repeat song until all soberness is lost!)
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