Da illist of Hobbiton - modernized hobbit song
I say I'm a hozzile of hizzle got phat rhyms and beats
straight up foshizzled ladys want ma feet
I'm the illist of skillist school joo in my house
dont hit yo head, I hate humans dat pout
Yall acting like a player hater,
I say "yo I'm gon see you later"
Just got my ride, pimpin like that
got my 'shrooms in my front seat my babes in da back 'foo
But yo, yall think you can beat me?
I'm just da shorty get low you cant see me
Bring it foo, just take a seat
I gotta take a break, 8th time today I ate foo