A Song Of Gollum In My Basement - Dun dun duhhh

Writen by me, Rohan_Elf. No taking my poem please. ;-) Of course the characters are Tolkiens. Thanks!

Ohhh, Gollums in my basement!
Theres a Ringwraith in the hall!
Dark Lord outside my window,
I think we've got it all!

Ohhh, Smeagols in the kitchen!
Going threw the junk drawer!
Wraith is drinking all my tea,
And Saurons foot is sorer!

So I shooed that creature out!
I swept up all his soot!
I took the tea right from that Wraith,
And bound up Saurons foot!

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