Lugbúrz Rock - Sung to the tune of "Jailhouse Rock"


LUGBURZ ROCK
(sung to the tune of "Jailhouse Rock")


Old Sauron threw a party in the Morgul Vale.
The Ringwraith band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing.
You should've heard those knocked-out Nazgûl sing!
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the Sauron’s whole flock
was dancin' to the Lugbúrz Rock.

Spider Shelob played the tenor saxophone,
Sauron’s Mouth was blowin' on the slide trombone.
The Lieutenant of Barad-dûr went crash, boom, bang,
the whole rhythm section was Lurtz and his gang.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in Sauron’s whole flock
was dancin' to the Lugbúrz Rock.

The Witch-king of Angmar said to Nazgûl three:
"You're the cutest Ringwraith I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
come on and do the Lugbúrz Rock with me."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in Sauron’s whole flock
was dancin' to the Lugbúrz Rock.

Saruman was a starin' at a Seeing Stone
way over in the corner sulkin' all alone.
Old Sauron said, "Hey, wizard, don't you be no square.
If you can't find a partner dance with Wormtongue there."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in Sauron’s whole flock
was dancin' to the Lugbúrz Rock.

Frodo Baggins said to Sam, "For Heaven's sake,
no one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break."
Samwise turned to Frodo and he said, "Nix, nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in Sauron’s whole flock
was dancin' to the Lugbúrz Rock.



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"Return of the King"
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