Caption Contest 65! - Father and Son Faceoff

<P>You, marry a Rohan maiden? Over my dead and charred body!</P>

"You, marry a Rohan maiden? Over my dead and charred body!"

Faramir and Denethor! ...A Tragic Father/Son relationship. Gandalf and Pippin look on, as... er... as... well, something is going on between Denethor and Faramir. What is it?

Think of a humorous caption for this image, and post it in the "comments" section of THIS page. You can click the thumbnail to see a larger image (recommended), but be sure to use your browser's "back" button to return to this page before posting your caption.

This week's image is by Anke Eissman.

As always, the only prize is "the satisfaction of a job well done."

Last week's winner was naurghash with  "Eowyn sees her chance as the Witch King's robes unexpectedly tickle the Fell Beast's armpits."  To see this and other past caption contests, click the "caption contest" link atop this page.

Our guest judge this week was Ted (our TORC admin). 


The winner was Frelga with "You, marry a Rohan maiden? Over my dead and charred body!"


Runner up was  Mummpizz with "Peregrin son of Paladin, thou hast lost ... it is find a chair or take thy leave."


Other top captions were:


 "Pull my finger."


"So intent were they in their four-way staring contest, no one noticed that, in an eerie sign of things to come, Denethor's robes had caught fire."



Razel: "For the last time, Mad Mardigan, I WILL NOT turn the brownies back into pigs! "


"Reporting live from Minas Tirith where the final game of the doubles staring tournament is now in progress"



"I don't care how late it is. No one is leaving this room until you explain the lipstick on your face and your shirt, my son!"



Denethor:" I tell you, paper beats rock!"


Denethor: Very good, son. Keep your chin down and your eyebrows tight. THAT'S how a steward glares.


"And as Denethor stares angrily at his dishonourable son, the flame in the room gives him funny ideas... "




Denethor: "HOW many times do i have to tell you boy! Hobbits are friends, not food!"




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