Caption Contest 62!!! - The Hobbit!

<P>Bilbo: No! No! You come in <I>AFTER</I> the third 'row'! Now let's try again. Row, row, row your boat...</P>

Bilbo: "No! No! You come in AFTER the third 'row'! Now let's try again. Row, row, row your boat..."

I thought I'd start branching out in caption contest pictures. This week, we're taking an illustration of a scene in the Hobbit! (I almost used a Silm pic, but I'm not sure how that would go over-- let me know in the "comments" section if you want a Silm image!)

At any rate, I'm sure we're all familiar with this scene, aren't we? Who are these people? And what are they going on about? And why is the floor cracked?

Think of a humorous caption for this image, and post it in the comments section of THIS page. You can click the thumbnail to see a larger image, but be sure to come BACK TO THIS PAGE before posting the caption. Do not post the caption on the page with the larger image!

As always, the only prize is "the satisfaction of a job well done."

Remember, TolkienOnline is a "family friendly" site, so keep all captions clean and "G-rated".

Last week's winner was Ugluk with "Aragorn froze as he felt Brego's Glock 7 pressed against his ribs. What the horse wanted he didn't know, but the Rohan horses always had been a little trigger-happy."  To see this and other past caption contests, click the "caption contest" link atop this page.


This week's winner was "Computermouse" with " No! No! You come in AFTER the third 'row'! Now let's try again. Row, row, row your boat..."


First runner up was gonturan with "

I warned you about the Atkin's diet, I told you that only Weight Watchers worked. I told you Atkin's would cause to waste away. Didn't I tell you?"


Other runners up:


"Could it be?! Great Uncle Henry! I thought you had died years ago!"


'Gollum; "Yesss, my Preciouss, soon we'll be famous, yesss we will, as soon as PJs lawyers deal with their rightses, yessss we will, my Precious . . . "'


"Bilbo to himself: 'I have definantly found the next person to be on Extreme Makeover"


"Both wrong! I haven't got any pockets!"


"Bilbo: NO! YOU do not weild the sword, the sword weilds you! Now, we shall meditate with the sword. Imagine you ARE the sword... "


"Bilbo: And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the famous frozen prehistoric man."


There were a number of other good captions. To see them, click the "comments" link.

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