Caption Contest 43!!!!! - Haldir and Friends!

Haldir shows Legolas and Aragorn the latest weapon in the war against Sauron: </P>
<P>It's a Hummer H1 All-wheel drive, enclosed top, in woodland green, of course--Galadriel's choice. It comes with leather seats, 6.5-liter turbo diesel engine *with* the winch package, and--get this!--a premium monsoon sound system. And I've got the keys!Haldir shows Legolas and Aragorn the latest weapon in the war against Sauron:

"It's a Hummer H1 All-wheel drive, enclosed top, in woodland green, of course--Galadriel's choice. It comes with leather seats, 6.5-liter turbo diesel engine *with* the winch package, and--get this!--a premium monsoon sound system. And I've got the keys!"

Gotta love that Haldir, eh? Here he's showing Legolas and Aragorn around... Lothlorien? Hmmm... What IS happening in this picture? Whatever it is, Haldir looks awfully  happy about it!

Think of a humorous caption for this image, and post it in the comments section of THIS page.

You can click the thumbnail to see a larger image, but be sure to use your browser's "Back" button to return to THIS page  before posting  your caption. Captions must be posted on THIS PAGE, not the page with the larger image. (We have had quite a few people posting on the wrong page).

Tolkien Online is a "Family Friendly" site, so keep all captions clean. As always, the only prize is the satisfaction of a job well done!:)

This week's winner was aughra with : Haldir shows Legolas and Aragorn the latest weapon in the war against Sauron: "It's a Hummer H1 All-wheel drive, enclosed top, in woodland green, of course--Galadriel's choice. It comes with leather seats, 6.5-liter turbo diesel engine *with* the winch package, and--get this!--a premium monsoon sound system. And I've got the keys!"

Yes, this is a longer caption than usually works, but heck-- it REALLY fit the picture perfectly (and was pronounced an "awesome caption" by one of the TORC admins:)).

First runner up was:

Haldir: "Smile! You've just been caught on Scare Tactics! There is really no silly War of the Ring, and certainly no Sauron!"

And other runners up:

"Oh Boy! You mean I get to be in the sequel?"

"See! I told you our treehouse was bigger! "

and

"Aragorn settles a bet between the Noldor and Teleri...'Alright you two, we're going to settle this once and for all! Nostril flaring contest..... GO!!' "  

 

 

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