What Really Happened in Rivendell - Part 2...need I say more?

(screaming and yelling...everyone's fighting)
Elrond: Well, one of you must destroy the ring! I'm to lazy to...
Legolas: You can say that again...
Elrond: What was that??
Legolas: Oh, um, nothing...*giggle*giggle*...nothing
Gimli: I will take the ring!
Boromir: NO! Your beard is red, you just scream TARGET...
(Everyone looks at Frodo)
Frodo: Me???
(Everyone nodds)
Frodo: Why me???
*silence* Everything turns into a game show studio.
(Background music...DUN DUN DOOOOOOOOOO)
Elrond: Hello Frodo Baggins!
Frodo: uh...hi...(I'm scared)
Elrond: If you answer 3 questions right, we will let you take the ring.
Frodo: But I don't want it!(I do want cheese...)
Elrond: SILENCE! Your first question...
(Background music...DUN DUN DOOOOOO)
Frodo: Maybe if I crawl, he won't see me...(Did I just say that?)
Elrond: Frodo Baggins, hobbit of the shire, What is your name?
Frodo: uh, Frodo Baggins?(he just said that)
Elrond: CORRECT! Your next question...
(Background music... DUN DUN DOOOOOOO)
Elrond: Frodo Baggins, hobbit of the shire, what is your race?
Frodo: uh, you just said it...a hobbit.(It's getting hot in here...)
Elrond: CORRECT! Your next question...
(Background music... DUN DUN DOOOOOOO)
Elrond: Ok, the music is way too much!
Frodo: Can you turn down the lights?
Elrond: NO! WERE ARE YOU FROM???
Frodo: uh, the shire?(cheese!)
Elrond: YES! YOU GET TO TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR!
Frodo: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(CHEESE!!!)
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