The One-Day-Diary-Entry of Estel Yurewen - (Only £3.99/$5.99!)

well, like the title says really! sorry if its more awful than Lily savage in a bikini (ahhnooo! mental picute!) ooh, and it does bear a striking resembelence to the Very Secret Diaries - but Enjoy!

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8:00 am - Ahhh!...Another brilliantly sunny morning in Rivendell! Am not quite sure how I got here, since am certain went to sleep in Rohan....oh well. Whatever.

10:00 am - Have met Lord Elrond. Very nice, noble Elf-Lord. Very nice eyes too... However, when asked how I got here, went all shy and mumbled something about having stomach aches and disappeared into orchards. Wonder how long it has been since Celebrian left....

12:00 am - Well, isn't Arwen just the most spoilt brat you ever met! Stupid `elven princess'... her father isn't a King, she can't be a Princess! Of course, I told her that, but she just told me that my hairstyle was sooo a copy of hers and stormed off. Suspect she has gone to complain to Daddy, then to annoy Lord Aragorn. Suddenly realise I skipped breakfast.

4:00 pm - Have not written for a few hours, as was kicked out of Rivendell after I complained that the food was off. Elrond apparently having a bad day (Arwen comes to mind) so sent me packing. Idiotic Elf-Lord. Eyes aren't so nice now I think of it. Sooo copied daughters hair-style - have also seen him wearing her purple dress! Am riding back to Rohan, as at least am respected there. So far have met Radagast the Brown, rambling old fool who can talk to birds. Please, and I'm the Elf Queen of Mirkwood....

4:05 pm - Have spun horse in the other direction - suddenly realised that would actually like to be Elf-Queen of Mirkwood. Legolas is meant to be very good looking. Supposedly vain, but I can live with that.

6:00 pm - Have arrived at Mirkwood, and presented self to Thranduil and son Legolas. Unfortunately, Legolas did not notice me as was too busy brushing gloriously golden locks. Thranduil to drunk to speak. Have decided would rather be in Rohan....

9:00 pm - Now by Fangorn Forest. Considered stopping at Lothlorien for the night, but Galadriel is edgey - may have found out about that night with Celeborn. Also, Haldir not quite as alive as I remember - a little green and mouldy. Oh right, he's dead. Shame...

10:00 pm - Ahh, home sweet home! That smell of horse poo, so refreshing to senses. Ok, so Rivendell, Mirkwood and Lothlorien smelt better, but at least am respected here...

...Theoden just asked me to clean his feet. Eowyn giving me evils already. Theodred and Eomer to busy bickering to notice I just walked in. Yep, home sweet home alright....

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