The One Burger - The story of an evil Cheeseburger
"My precious.." He said.
Then a skinny man with pointy ears told Isildur to follow him. They took a plane to Asia and went on top of Mount Everest.
"Throw the burger off!! Toss it into the snow!!" Said the man
"No," said Isildur, "its my precious!!" Then he hoisted it up to his mouth. "No!!! NO!!!" cried the man.
Isildur ate the burger and then he exploded.
Three burgers for the elven-kings, searching for fat,
Seven for the dwarf lords in their halls of condimence.
Nine for the mortal men, doomed to lettuce,
One for the dark cashier on his dark cash register.
One burger to rule them all. One burger to find them. One burger to bring them all and in the oven fry them.
In the land of BK, where the super size lies!!