The Lord of the Socks: The Fellowship of the Sock - Being Chased By Wraiths Is Not Fun
Frodo: *sniff* Anything?
Merry: Nothing... WAIT! I think I see a candy bar!
Pippin: What is going on? (grabs the candy bar) Ooh, yummy!
Merry: That creepy Off-White Rider was looking for something... or someone... Frodo?
Pippin: (with mouth full) Get down!
(Off-White Rider appears silhouetted against the light)
Frodo: *sniffle* I gotta leave the Shire... I knew I should've stayed home today... I think we have to go to some place in Bree... Hey, do any of you guys have a pencil??
Merry: No pencils, but we can take Bucklebury Ferry--follow me! (they run off in the general direction of the Ferry)
(the Off-White Rider shows up in front of Sam and Frodo)
Merry: This way! Follow me!
Pippin: Get the ropes, Sam.
Sam: Frodo! Skip Frodo! Frodo!
Frodo: EERP! THE PEANUT BUTTER DID TELL ON US, SAM!!
(Frodo leaps onto the raft, landing in a heapon top of Sam and Pippin, who nearly fall in the water. The Off-White Rider and his motorcycle scream to a halt at the end of the little dock, then turn and go back up to join two other Riders. All three of them zoom off to the North)
Frodo: How far to the nearest crossing?
Merry: Brandywine Bridge... 2,007.9 miles.
Frodo: Oh, darn.
Pippin: Hey guys, I'm hungry...