The Lord of the Movies - A Lord of the Rings spoof

It began with the forging of the great movies. 3 movies were given to the elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. 7 to the dwarf lords, great actors and set builders. and 9,9 movies were given to the race of men who above all else desire entertianment.

For within these movies was bound the strength and will to govern eac race. But they were all of them deceived. For another movie was made. In the land of New Zealand deep in the heart of the country the dark Lord Peter Jackson forged in secret a master movie to control all others. And into this movie her poured his time, his effort and his will to dominate all entertainment. One by one the free movie theatres fell to the power of the movie. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Harry Potter and Star Wars marched against Elijah Wood and his menacing co-stars. On the plains of New Zealand they fought for the Freedom of all entertainment. Victory was near. But the power of the movie could not be undone. It was in this moment when all hope had faded that Harry Potter son of James Potter took up his fathers lightsaber and PJ the enemy of all free entertainment was defeated. The movie passed to Harry who had this one chance to destroy good entertianment forever. But the hearts of menare easily corrupted. And the movie of power has a willof it's own. It betrayed Harry t ohis death. and some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend, legend became myth. And for one whole yearthe movie passed out of all theaters. UNtil when chance came it ensnared a new owner. The movie came to the creature DVD, who took it deep into the slot in the DVD player and there it consumed the watcher. The movie brought to the watcher and unnatural amount of time in front of the home theater. For 217 minutes it captured their mind. And in the gloom of the DVD player it wated. Darkness crept back to New Zeland. Rumour grew of a shadow in the movie theater.Whispers of a nameless fear. ANd the movie of power precieved. It abandonded the DVD player and something happened then that the movie did not intend...

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