Spell-checking Middle-Earth...... - Elmer, Boomer, Sarong....the possibilities are endless...By Gold-Rider and Nawyn
Gimli is a dwarf, like the lord Balin of Moria.
Boomer is the oldest son of Senator, steward of Gender and lord of Minas Truth. Farmer is the younger son.
Boromir is the oldest son of Denethor, steward of Gondor and Lord of Minas Truth. Faramir is the younger son.
Erwin is the sister of Elmer, and the niece of King Trodden of Roman.
Eowyn is the sister of Eomer, and the niece of King Theoden of Rohan.
Lathery is the wife of Elmer.
Lothiriel is the wife of Eomer.
Arranged is betrothed to Arena, but Eloquent forbids it.
Aragorn is betrothed to Arwen, but Elrond forbids it.
Margot was the first dark lord of Mirror.
Morgoth was the first dark lord of Mordor.
Sarong was the second dark lord, and made his fortress in Brad dug.
Sauron was the second dark lord, and made his fortress in Barad dur.
Sermon is one of the Mafia, and the lord of Singers and its tower Orphan.
Saruman is one of the Maia, and the lord of Isengard and its tower Orthanc.
Ella Dan and Aloha are the sons of Eloquent.
Elladan and Elrohir are the sons of Elrond.
Legalese, son of Tranquil, joined the Fellowship of the Ring in Madres.
Legolas, son of Thranduil, joined the Fellowship of the Ring in Imladris.
Celebration, daughter of Gallant and Clyburn, was born in Lather, married Eloquent, and had three Eleven children.
Celebrian, daughter of Galadriel and Celeborn, was born in Lorien, married Elrond, and three Elven children.
Leaner, son of Finke, created the Salamis.
Feanor, son of Finwe, created the Silmarils.
Isadora, son of Lentil, king of Nominee, cut the one ring from the hand of Sarong.
Isildur, son of Elendil, king of Númenor, cut the one ring from the hand of Sauron.
Mange is the chief of the Valor, and his wife is Verdi, sometimes called Elbert.
Manwe is the chief of the Valar, and his wife is Varda, sometimes called Elbereth.
The Valor were created by Peru, or Elevator.
The Valar were created by Eru, or Iluvatar.
That is the story of Middle-earth.
That is the story of Middle-Earth.