Songs of Middle-Earth - ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

I was walkin through the woods one day!!!
(to the tune of I was walkin through the park one day)

I was walkin throught the woods one day!!!
In the merry, merry month of may!!!
Then along Legolas came!!!
And stole my heart awaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!
I was walkin through the woods one day!!!

Elrond/Bilbo/Grima got run over by Aragorn/Gandalf/Eowyn !!!
(to the tune of Gramdma got run over by a Reindeer)

Elrond got ran over by Aragorn!!!
Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve!!!
You can say there's no such thing as a Dunedain!!!
But, as for me and Arwen, we believe!!!
Old hick: There were boot-prints on his shoulders!!!
Me: And corrosive sword stabs on his back!!!

Bilbo got run over by Gandalf!!!
Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve!!!
You can say there's no such thing as Shadowfax!!!
But as for me and Frodo, we beleive!!!
Old hick: There were hoof-prints on his shoulders!!!
Me: And incessant staff marks on his back!!!

Grima got run over by Eowyn!!!
Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve!!!
You can say there's no such thing as a sheild-maiden-of-Rohan!!!
But as for me and Faramir, we beleive!!!
Old hick: There were heel-prints on his shoulders!!!
Me: And "Your a snake!!!" tattoed on his back!!!

To Sauron's house we go!!!
(to the tune of To Grandma's house we go!!!)

Under the river and through the woods,
To Sauron's house we go!!!
Gollum knows the way
To go today
To Sauron's house. Hoo-ray- ay!

Over the steep steps and through the tunnels,
To Sauron's house we go!!!
To play with Shelob
And to Sauron's abode
And throw the One Ring in the lava!!!

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