Shortcut to Reaper's Place!


The four hobbits have passed through Lord Voldemort's crop feilds to get some food, and to get to their friend Reaper's house.
"I wonder why he is acting up? Its only a bunch of carrots!"
said pippin.
"I know! Ill call Harry Potter on his cell and hell get him off!"
Once Frodo does a force summon to harry potter, Harry Potter appears, hugging and kissing the air.
"GAH! Where am I? Where is hogwarts??? Where is my food? What happened to my girlfriend??? NOOOOO!!!!"
"Excuse me, mister Potter sir. We were wondering if you could kill lord Voldemort for us? He is in the feild somewhere.", said Merry.
"Kill Voldemort? Yeah, sure! That will make me even more of a sexy pretty-boy at Hogwarts!"
Harry runs over to Voldemort. They both scream, "AVADA KEDAVRA!" A jet of green light shoots out of their bellies and hit each other. Both wizards are knocked into the air. Harry lands right in front of the hobbits, who were watching the fight.
"Ah, well! At least he killed Voldemort! Quick! someone get me a rock!" declared Samwise.
"here, i got one!" Frodo pulled out a gigantic rock from his pocket. Samwise took it, and withdrew a pink marker and drew-

HARRY POTTER
THE BOY WHO DIED BY VOLDEMORT
R.I.P
REST IN PARTYLAND

Sam took the rock and dropped it on top of Harry. Blood spattlered everywhere.
"Huzzah!" They all yelled.
They continued on, when suddenly, a hooded black figure was riding down the street, aparrently on a skateboard. As he got closer, they could see he was holding a scyth. he stopped right in front of them.
"Yo, sup doggs?" He said
"Wot up, Grimsta?" all the hobbits said.
"Yo hobbits! Check out my new moves!" The Grim Reaper did a kick-flip, a pop-shovit, a varial flip, an ollie, a shovit casper, and to top it off, a Varial-ollie-shovit casper-hardflip.
"Sweet!"
"Hey shorts? Wanna come to my place?" Said the grim.
"yeah! Lets go!" All the hobbits pulled out skateboards. They all did an ollie so high that they landed 10 miles away into the grim reapers house.
"Wanna play video games?" Asked Reaper.
"Yea! Sure!"
They all went inside and played multiplayer Mario Party. During their play, reaper and pippin get into a fight in the game, and pippin wins.
"Hey! You dirty halfling! Get out of my life!" The grim reaper takes out his scyth and slashes Pippin to peices. His soul rose out of his mutilated remains.
"Hey! now that wasnt nice! I was only 20 years old!"
"YAHOOOO!! Souls!!!" The Reaper grabbed pippin by the neck and ate his soul.
"Huzzah!" Everybody yelled. "Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!" Grim Reaper took the chunks of Pippin and cooked them on a stove. They ate the cooked hobbit as a snack. Grim Reaper ate the bones.
"OK, let us play a different game! Lets play Yugioh!" All of the friends took out a deck of cards. The first duel was Merry versus Reaper.
"AHA! I summon EXODIA!!! HUAHAHAHAHAH!!! WOT NOW!! OH! YOU JUST GOT SERVED!!! YAHOOO!"
"No!! You dirty brat!!" The Grim Reaper poked Merry in the head. Merry exploded and the debri was monach buttleflies.
"Huzzah!" Everybody yells. Merry's soul comes out from the charred area. Merry is a human, but has gigantic butterfly wings.
"Yahhooo!!! Look at me! I am a pretty little butterfly!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" Merry flies away.
"Ok, now lets play Monopoly!" In three seconds, Sam wins.
"What?? Why must i lose at everything!!!" The Grim Reaper holds up his scyth and a jet of blue light soares from it. After the streak wears off, Sam is revealed as a skeleton.
"Yay! I am a skeleton! Watch me! I can do the macerena!"
As the skeleton Sam dances, he throwes his arms in the air. And seriously, he threw them. once they hit him again, alll of his bones become pretzel rods.
"Cool! Im a pretzel! Who wants snacks???" sam takes out a peice of his ribcage and eats it. It immediately grows back. So the friends spend the rest of the day playing video games and eating sam's bones. Suddenly, Frodo wins the game!
"wow, i must really st6ink at games." Says the reaper.
"Yeah, because you do." Says frodo
" WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?????" yells reaper. The grim takes out a barbie doll and shoves the barbies head into frodo's mouth.
"Hahah! Frodo's girlfriend is a Doll! How sad!!"
Frodo began to shrink and became an ant.
"YAy! I am an ant! Now i am a decomposer!" Frodo jumps onto sam and starts to rot his bones. When suddenly, the house blows up, and they all land back in Voldemort's Feild, and everybody is there.
The four hobbits have passed through Lord Voldemort's crop fields to get some food, and to get to their friend Reaper's house.
"I wonder why he is acting up? Its only a bunch of carrots!"
said pippin.
"I know! Ill call Harry Potter on his cell and hell get him off!"
Once Frodo does a force summon to harry potter, Harry Potter appears, hugging and kissing the air.
"GAH! Where am I? Where is hogwarts??? Where is my food? What happened to my girlfriend??? NOOOOO!!!!"
"Excuse me, mister Potter sir. We were wondering if you could kill lord Voldemort for us? He is in the feild somewhere.", said Merry.
"Kill Voldemort? Yeah, sure! That will make me even more of a sexy pretty-boy at Hogwarts!"
Harry runs over to Voldemort. They both scream, "AVADA KEDAVRA!" A jet of green light shoots out of their bellies and hit each other. Both wizards are knocked into the air. Harry lands right in front of the hobbits, who were watching the fight.
"Ah, well! At least he killed Voldemort! Quick! someone get me a rock!" declared Samwise.
"here, i got one!" Frodo pulled out a gigantic rock from his pocket. Samwise took it, and withdrew a pink marker and drew-

HARRY POTTER
THE BOY WHO DIED BY VOLDEMORT
R.I.P
REST IN PARTYLAND

Sam took the rock and dropped it on top of Harry. Blood spattlered everywhere.
"Huzzah!" They all yelled.
They continued on, when suddenly, a hooded black figure was riding down the street, aparrently on a skateboard. As he got closer, they could see he was holding a scyth. he stopped right in front of them.
"Yo, sup doggs?" He said
"Wot up, Grimsta?" all the hobbits said.
"Yo hobbits! Check out my new moves!" The Grim Reaper did a kick-flip, a pop-shovit, a varial flip, an ollie, a shovit casper, and to top it off, a Varial-ollie-shovit casper-hardflip.
"Sweet!"
"Hey shorts? Wanna come to my place?" Said the grim.
"yeah! Lets go!" All the hobbits pulled out skateboards. They all did an ollie so high that they landed 10 miles away into the grim reapers house.
"Wanna play video games?" Asked Reaper.
"Yea! Sure!"
They all went inside and played multiplayer Mario Party. During their play, reaper and pippin get into a fight in the game, and pippin wins.
"Hey! You dirty halfling! Get out of my life!" The grim reaper takes out his scyth and slashes Pippin to peices. His soul rose out of his mutilated remains.
"Hey! now that wasnt nice! I was only 20 years old!"
"YAHOOOO!! Souls!!!" The Reaper grabbed pippin by the neck and ate his soul.
"Huzzah!" Everybody yelled. "Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!" Grim Reaper took the chunks of Pippin and cooked them on a stove. They ate the cooked hobbit as a snack. Grim Reaper ate the bones.
"OK, let us play a different game! Lets play Yugioh!" All of the friends took out a deck of cards. The first duel was Merry versus Reaper.
"AHA! I summon EXODIA!!! HUAHAHAHAHAH!!! WOT NOW!! OH! YOU JUST GOT SERVED!!! YAHOOO!"
"No!! You dirty brat!!" The Grim Reaper poked Merry in the head. Merry exploded and the debri was monach buttleflies.
"Huzzah!" Everybody yells. Merry's soul comes out from the charred area. Merry is a human, but has gigantic butterfly wings.
"Yahhooo!!! Look at me! I am a pretty little butterfly!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" Merry flies away.
"Ok, now lets play Monopoly!" In three seconds, Sam wins.
"What?? Why must I lose at everything!!!" The Grim Reaper holds up his scyth and a jet of blue light soares from it. After the streak wears off, Sam is revealed as a skeleton.
"Yay! I am a skeleton! Watch me! I can do the macerena!"
As the skeleton Sam dances, he throwes his arms in the air. And seriously, he threw them. once they hit him again, alll of his bones become pretzel rods.
"Cool! Im a pretzel! Who wants snacks???" sam takes out a peice of his ribcage and eats it. It immediately grows back. So the friends spend the rest of the day playing video games and eating sam's bones. Suddenly, Frodo wins the game!
"wow, i must really st6ink at games." Says the reaper.
"Yeah, because you do." Says Frodo
" WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?????" yells reaper. The grim takes out a barbie doll and shoves the barbies head into frodo's mouth.
"Hahah! Frodo's girlfriend is a Doll! How sad!!"
Frodo began to shrink and became an ant.
"Yay! I am an ant! Now I am a decomposer!" Frodo jumps onto sam and starts to rot his bones. When suddenly, the house blows up, and they all land back in Voldemort's Field, and everybody is there.

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