New Orcs! - Song Parody from TheForce.Net's filk author

Song of the Uruk-Hai (To: "New York, New York")
Parody Lyrics copyright 2002 by Steven Cavanagh.

Start spreadin' the news, they walk in the day
Think Saruman's a part of it- new orcs, new orcs!
They never wear shoes, they run all the way
and Uruk-Hais' the name of it- new orcs, new orcs!

But they're not from the land where evil there doesn't sleep
They come from over the hill... Isengard keep!
They're bigger than you, they intimidate
And Sauron's at the heart of it, of these new orcs!
They're not small (boom tish!) anymore, like those in (boom tish!) Barad-Dur,
No, these are new, new orcs! New orcs!


New orcs, new orcs!

But they're not from the land where evil there doesn't sleep
They're from just over the hill... Isengard keep!


They think they can't lose! And they've come here to slay!
They want to make a fight of it, these bold new orcs
want you to (boom tish!) understand, they fight for (boom tish!) the White Hand,
oh yes they do- new orcs, new orcs!

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