Messed Council - Part 1
Elrond: We are gathered here today to talk about my undies...I mean Arwens Undies...Darn it! The ring!
Gimli: *farts* THE ELF DID IT!!!!
Legolas: I did not! My farts smell like roses, yours smell like orc dung!
Gimli: HAH! So you admit to smelling orc dung! I told you he was high on something!
Gandalf: *winks at Elrond*
Elrond: *scoots away*
Aragorn: *twirls the hair on his chest hairs to make them curly*
Boromir: *eyes Frodo with much interest*
Frodo: *winks at him and smarts smiling*
Elrond: *does an eyebrow dance at Legolas*
Gandalf: *comes up behind Elrond and cuts off all his hair in his process of the eyebrow dance*
Elrond: *is now bald and screams like a girl, waving his arms up and down running around the room*
Gimli: *steals Legolas' hair products and eats them*
Legolas: *throws a temper tantrum* THOSE WERE MINE!!!!! *puts*
Elrond: *Comes up behind Legolas and snips his hair* Hah! Now you don't NEED the hair products. You don't HAVE any hair to use it with. *runs off cackling evilly*
Legolas: Well neither do you!
Elrond: *stops in his tracks* Don't rub it in. Besides, I have YOUR hair, now. and I still have my eyebrows!
Gimli: *chases Elrond with an eyebrow waxer*
Elrond: *runs off screaming*
Frodo: *staring at Boromir*
Boromir: *does Elronds eyebrow dance*
Aragorn: *now sticking peices of Jelly doughnuts on his chest hair*
Elrond: *does a butt dance*
Sam: *picks up him* I may not be able to carry the ring, but I can carry you!! *At Mount Doom* Hey your not Frodo!!
Legolas: I can if you want me to be...
Sam: *drops him in Mount Doom and walks off*
Legolas: *burns and then climbs out and chases after Sam, yelping owwwy!!! everytime he steps*
Elrond : *doing another butt dance*
Gandalf: *hot glues Elrond to the floor*
Elrond: *then starts doing the eyebrow dance*
Gimli: *jumps ontop of Elrond with the eyebrow waxer and waxes Elronds eyebrows*
Sam: *picks up Gimli and holds him up, backside to Legolas and yells* I'm armed!!!
Legolas: *continues to walk forward*
Sam: *pulls Gimli's finger and he farts*
Legolas: EWWWW *runs away*
Pippin: *runs over and jumps on Boromir's lap* I want a pretty pink pony. X-men, ooh and I want big boys underwear.
Merry: *pulls Pippin off* You already have big boys underwear pip.
Pippin: Yes, but I want BOROMIR's big boy underwear.
Merry: But Boromir doesn't wear big boys underwear!
Pippin: Yes he does! He wears speedo's!
Merry: OOOH I WANT ONE TOO, Please?
Boromir: *hands the two speedo's*
Merry&Pip: *put them on and walk around.
Elrond: *does the eyebrow dance at them*
Pippin: *screams, runs away and trips and falls into the pool*
Elrond: *stares at Merry's speedo* I want one!!!
Merry: SCARY IMAGE!!! *screams and runs too, accidently falling into the jelly doughtnut chest hairs of Aragorn
Elrond: Council dismissed. I need to try on Arwens corsets. Maybe she has a speedo....
(lol, hope you like it...I just decided to do this and post it on the humor section!)