LOTR 12 Days of Christmas- Shardy's Version - A Christmas Carol

On the first day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me
One very evil gold ring

On the second day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me
Two fighting wizards
And one very evil gold ring

On the third day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me
Three elven horses
Two fighting wizards
And one very evil gold ring

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me
Four tiny hobbits
Three elven horses
Two fighting wizards
And one very evil gold ring

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me
Five Ringwraiths.....
Four tiny hobbits
Three elven horses
Two fighting wizards
And one very evil gold ring

On the sixth day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me
Six orcs a-dying
Five Ringwraiths.....
Four tiny hobbits
Three elven horses
Two fighting wizards
And one very evil gold ring

On the seventh day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me
Seven dwarven rings
Six orcs a-dying
Five Ringwraiths.....
Four tiny hobbits
Three elven horses
Two fighting wizards
And one very evil gold ring

On the eighth day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me
Eight bows a-twanging
Seven dwarven rings
Six orcs a-dying
Five Ringwraiths.....
Four tiny hobbits
Three elven horses
Two fighting wizards
And one very evil gold ring

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me
Nine Fellowship members
Eight bows a-twanging
Seven dwarven rings
Six orcs a-dying
Five Ringwraiths.....
Four tiny hobbits
Three elven horses
Two fighting wizards
And one very evil gold ring

On the tenth day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me
Ten elves a-marching
Nine Fellowship members
Eight bows a-twanging
Seven dwarven rings
Six orcs a-dying
Five Ringwraiths.....
Four tiny hobbits
Three elven horses
Two fighting wizards
And one very evil gold ring

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me
Eleven Rohan warriors
Ten elves a-marching
Nine Fellowship members
Eight bows a-twanging
Seven dwarven rings
Six orcs a-dying
Five Ringwraiths.....
Four tiny hobbits
Three elven horses
Two fighting wizards
And one very evil gold ring

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave me
Twelve various means of torture
Eleven Rohan warriors
Ten elves a-marching
Nine Fellowship members
Eight bows a-twanging
Seven dwarven rings
Six orcs a-dying
Five Ringwraiths.......
Four tiny hobbits
Three elven horses
Two fighting wizards
And one very evil gold ring
And one very evil....gold....ring!!!!

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