Gandalf Got Run Over By a Balrog - and what happened after

I know that it's way after Christmas, but this one actually works...


Chorus:
Gandalf got run over by a balrog
Walking home from Bilbo's Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as balrogs
But as for me and Frodo we believe

V1:
He'd been practicing too much magic
And his staff was way ran down
He decided to just fake it
You shall not pass
And that's when that ugly balrog brought him down

Chorus:
Gandalf got run over by a balrog
Walking home from Bilbo's Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as balrogs
But as for me and Frodo we believe

V2:
Now Gondor's all a flutter
For their hero now is dead
They expected him to save them
And now he cannot even butter bread

Chorus:
Gandalf got run over by a balrog
Walking home from Bilbo's Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as balrogs
But as for me and Frodo we believe

V3:
Now that Aragorn is their last hope
And Gimli's tied in rope
So that Legolas can toss him
And make their way across the stinky moat

Chorus:
Gandalf got run over by a balrog
Walking home from Bilbo's Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as balrogs
But as for me and Frodo we believe

V4:
Now that Arwen's lover's missing
And she's crying in her tea
Her dear old father Elrond
Just wishes she would go and take a pee

Chorus:
Gandalf got run over by a balrog
Walking home from Bilbo's Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as balrogs
But as for me and Frodo we believe

V5:
Now Smeagol's talking to Gollum
In the cave where Sam can see
One is saying "We should eat him"
And the other one is saying "Set him free"
Set him free!

Chorus [2x]:
Gandalf got run over by a balrog
Walking home from Bilbo's Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as balrogs
But as for me and Frodo we believe

Mordor Forever and a Happy Scorning!

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